Twelve years. In the toilet?
Yesterday my wife and I celebrated 10 great years together on our wedding anniversary (we’ve actually been married 12) . We always like that joke, but the best part is that it’s true, and we both agree on which years weren’t so great.
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Anyway, my wife was excited about the present she wanted to get me, but she needed me to help pick it out. She wouldn’t tell me where we were going, but eventually we wound up at Lowe’s home improvement store. We headed into the bathroom section, and right up to the toilets. ‘Pick whichever one you want,’ she said.
Now buying your husband a toilet on your anniversary isn’t what the typical household does. But, in my case, it was AWESOME!
You see, when we got our house 10 years ago, my wife became our general contractor. We basically re-did an entire 50 year old house. She ripped out walls, hired electricians, re-designed spaces and all of that type of stuff. But, one decision she made was to go with cheap toilets. And I have hated them every day since. Not enough pressure, never flushing only once, none of that. I’ve griped for years about them, and much like a kid falling in love with a puppy in the pet store window, I had fallen in love with toilets that could flush two dozen golf balls in a single flush. Some day, I thought. Some day.
Well that day was our anniversary, and once again, my wife proves she knows me better than anyone. Our marriage is most definitely NOT in toilet, but undoubtedly better because of one!!!
Thanks hon!
Scott Gentzen
June 4, 2007 @ 10:10 pm
I haven’t really thought about it before but now that you mention it, I think I’d really appreciate a toilet as a gift too. I’ve been eyeing that same model for the last couple years myself.
Congratulations and happy flushing.
Philip Storry
June 5, 2007 @ 4:20 am
Congratulations, and many happy returns!
(But not from your new toilet. Ew!)
Carl Tyler
June 5, 2007 @ 8:12 am
Think of the environment, think of all that water, don’t your want a composting toilet
jonvon
June 5, 2007 @ 8:30 am
LOL!!
BEAUTIFUL.
Curt Stone
June 5, 2007 @ 8:50 am
Awesome! LOL!
Ah the simple things in life. Like a relaxing good dump. Use lots of paper without worry!
Kevin Pettitt
June 5, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
John, sounds like you’ve been a victim of the early post-1.6 gallons per flush era of toilet design, which is how plumbers probably view the early 1990s. I’m not sure of the exact date, but sometime around then the US mandated that household toilets only use 1.6 gallons of water per flush, down from ~3 gpf before. Suffice it to say that the early designs seem to have satisfied this requirement only by forcing us to flush twice to get the job done.
We spent the first few years of our marriage living in an apartment building built during this period, so I know where you’re coming from .