Little Orgies
My nearly four-year-old came home from spending the night at her grandparents house yesterday. As I was asking her about all the things she did, she told me about the song grandma sang about Little Orgies.
Not quite sure WHAT she was talking about, we called up grandma to ask what it was she was actually singing.
Turns out it was Away in a Manger.
Little Orgies = Little Lord Jesus.
Man alive I love my daughter! 
September 11, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
ROFL!
September 12, 2005 @ 8:59 am
my daughter has been asking my wife what sex is. she keeps asking and asking, and my wife keeps putting her off.
so last week i was out of town and one night she finally told her. she said, “it’s when a man puts his p3n15 inside a woman’s v@g1n@.” this would not be confusing, per se, as she does know what these anatomical names refer to.
anyway, so she looks at mommy for a second and then just busts out laughing. she laughed and laughed and laughed, as did, of course, my wife. eventually she said, “why would anyone do THAT???”
when i thought about it, after picking myself up off the floor, i thought, man, it really is completely absurd…
September 15, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
Good thing there wasn’t a combination of ‘Silent Night’, ‘The Little Drummerboy’ AND ‘Little Orgies’. That would have been quite the fun time at Grandma’s.