Recently my long time love, the iPhone, had been seeming a little distant. We had fallen in a rut, the two of us. We did the same things, never switched it up, and life became kind of boring. Maybe it’s a mid-phone release cycle-crisis, but I was yearning for something more, that spark, that sexiness that was lacking. That’s when I saw her.
The Samsung Galaxy S III.
She was beautiful. Thin, gorgeous face, lightweight, and curves and buttons in all the right places. I’d never been in a relationship with an Android before. Sure, I had a couple dates in the past, but never really committed. So I thought that this time I would give it a shot. I would go full on Android and see if the grass truly was greener.
At first, everything was new and exciting. Connecting to my Google services was a snap, and installing Lotus Traveler worked like a charm. Then as the courtship continued, we started to visit all of the same old haunts. Foursquare, Dropbox, Foodspotting, Facebook, Twitter, Rhapsody, Yelp, TripIt!, and even 1Password welcomed us. Everything was comfortable and familiar again. A new coat of make-up perhaps, but everything worked as expected. Getting them from the Google Play store was pretty decent as well. Seemed easy to shop and find what I was looking for, and clicking them brought them right down to the phone nicely.
The S3 wasn’t afraid to mix things up either. “You don’t like the default launcher? Let me try on something more comfortable. I have an entire wardrobe I could switch into.” And for role-playing, let’s just say she wasn’t afraid to be Chrome or Firefox or Dolphin if I really wanted her to be. Flexibility, oh yes. She had some kinky new things she wanted to try too, like tapping other phones and swapping data. And while hot, unfortunately it was hard to find many others in the crowd that swung that way. When we did, it was really exciting the first time we tried, but after that we would get disappointed when everyone didn’t want to play. It’s still kind of an underground community, but I think more people will become uninhibited as time goes on.
But some aspects of her personality really got to annoy me after awhile. She kept notifying me of things over and over again, and I couldn’t easily convince her to only tell me about the things I wanted to hear. She wasn’t a very good listener either as time and again she would screw up or ignore easy to understand requests. She also seemed to wear out more quickly than iPhone did. I could spend marathon sessions with iPhone no problem, but Galaxy S3 got tired and always wanted to go to bed early. Even when she would stay up, I could never please her with only one hand. She always required that I used both my hands on her tall frame.
Dealing with her
schizophreniaDissociative identity disorder about email was a nightmare too. It was a little too much with having to switch between mail, and a GMail client and a Traveler email client. I mean, pick a mood and stick with it will ya? She even sported three different messaging clients by default. I just never knew what I was going to get. Lastly, she was inconsistent. Sometimes I would push her buttons, and how she responded today might be different than how she responds tomorrow. It sometimes became a guessing game trying to figure out how she felt. It became tiring after awhile.
So as of today, I’ve broken up with Galaxy S3. Sure, she’s sexy, and we had some incredible nights of passion, but quite frankly, iPhone really gets me better. iPhone really knows how I like to work it, and will be there for me when I need her. There’s a lot to be said about someone you can rely on, and iPhone has never let me down. Despite our rut, I still love her, and probably always will.
All of that said, the Galaxy S3 might be your personal dream girl though, so feel free to date her, I won’t be mad.
Galaxy SIII Pros
- Great Camera
- Big Screen is gorgeous and easy to read
- Light and Thin
- Flexible Software Choices
- Connects great to Google Services
- Near-field communication features
- Expandable storage
Galaxy SIII Cons
- Big Screen is too hard to work one-handed
- Multiple clients for email and messaging
- Lack of consistency in apps (menus and such)
- Battery Life isn’t quite as good as my iPhone
- Plastic outer shell feels a little cheap
- Lack of notification granularity
- Default storage (without additional card) tops out at 16 GB
- Back button was sometimes inconsistent
- S-Voice was no where near as accurate as Siri