March Madness!

Here are some of the search terms that hit my blog for the month of March!

  • cannot release and renew ip address – Do you use Comcast perhaps?
  • ipod makes noise when shaken – It’s not a martini, don’t shake the damn thing!
  • what will happen to live communications server after groove – hopefully it will die a painful death and become part of Microsoft’s checkered Past.
  • vicodin cocktail – Mmmmmmm, vicodin, I love thee.
  • show me a picture of a blood clot – Only if you send me a picture of what you’re wearing!
  • flickr-review – can be found here.
  • fever and nausea – two great tastes that taste great together.
  • matt and jess homepage – can be found here
  • greyhawk excel calendar – Um, why do you want my calendar? And in Excel nonetheless?
  • skiing for dummies – One page, Don’t fall down.
  • hitting on your girl friend – As long as you’re not hitting on my wife…
  • jack daniels cold remedy – The ONLY way to be sick! Screw off Ny-Quil.
  • notes 8 workplace services – Um, Notes 7 isn’t even out yet dude!
  • blog of inane things – HEY HEY, you found it!
  • religious views of life-support – The religious right say that you MUST keep people alive, unless of course they are brown and live in the middle east…
  • damn you light bulb that is the exact opposite of what i want you to do – I want some of what you’re smoking!
  • crash greyhawk – Please don’t.
  • is taping a song off the radio legal? – Absolutely.
  • skiing with epilepsy – is not recommended…
  • ray ozzie sucks – Don’t agree myself, but it is a funny search 🙂