Too funny…

This site is hilarious. The Biblical Curse Generator. This are a few it spit out:

Listen, O ye creature of the pit, for you will beget difficult teenagers!

I hope you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O thou denizen of the underworld!

Behold, thou shalt be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!

Ahhhhhh… Who doesn’t love a good biblical curse?